Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022

cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia

Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked

by BuckShot8697 October 15, 2022

Bush Prancing

When you're drunk and decide to fall into bushes.

"Get your coat; We're going Bush Prancing."

by HappyCrocodile24 April 5, 2023

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025