Also known as “Xi Math.” When a dictator figured out that the political calculus in cracking down on democracy, imprisoning political opponents, green terrorists, and kidnapped reporters or publishers, without trial, and enacting a prolonged lockdown due to Covid-19 in spite of the economic costs, are worth the risks in securing a third-term or lifelong presidency via nationalistic means, such as indoctrinating students and teachers via his socialist writings, illegally annexing foreign lands, and sanctioning nations that side with Taiwan.

The mathematics of Winnie the Pooh shows that the odds of the power-hungry president trying to reunify autocratic China with the democratic Republic of China in coming decades are in his favor, as his life goal is to be the modern-day Mao of Taiwan.

The Mathematics of Winnie the Pooh by MathPlus September 5, 2022

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Periodt pooh

Means exactly or to understand what your friends/someone means or says

You bitches are going to jail periodt pooh

Periodt pooh by sobesisters September 23, 2019

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chubby the pooh

Any fat girl in denial who refers to herself as "cuddly" when filling out online profiles. Usually wears Winnie The Pooh shirts.

Bob: Oh damn, here comes Chubby The Pooh
Larry: I heard you were up in that, man.
Bob: Dick.

chubby the pooh by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

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fish-pooh

A children's form of name-calling: Fish=bass; pooh=turd. Therefore, bastard, or son of a bitch.

Look what you did, you fish-pooh.

fish-pooh by Little Iodine March 21, 2008

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