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Cal Poly Pomona

also commonly referred to as "Cow Poly Pomona" is one kick-ass university. Not only does it boast real vegetation and real education, it is also quite fun for women to attend since the ratio is totally in their favor.
People everywhere wondered where a former lingerie model would have learned about quantum mechanics or higher level mathematics, but once they knew she'd gone to Cal Poly Pomona, it was no longer a mystery.
by MintyLeila July 21, 2005
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Pittsburgh Polack

A pre-coital misstep in which the penis is erroneously inserted into the anus, rather than vagina and the bowels are uncontrollably released.
I was so drunk this weekend I took a girl in the alley behind the End Zone and gave her the ole Pittsburgh Polack.
by Oletoker May 20, 2010
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Poly Dolly

A "Poly Dolly" is a Cal Poly SLO female student who dresses latest catalogs and stores (Abercrombie, Victoria Secret, Hollister, American Eagle, etc.).

You will see Polly Dollies all over campus -- same blond hair, same tan, and same clothing; they look better suited for going on a date than going to class.

These Poly Dollies are all dolled up -- with no place to go but Chem.
Did you see that Poly Dolly? She is wearing a denim mini with Uggs!
by Genesea M. Carter June 13, 2008
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policing

The act of telling people what they can and can't do, according to your own personal viewpoint. This mainly extends to interests, hobbies, things they enjoy. Used most often by social justice bloggers on the website Tumblr, often turning to mass hate on people whose interests do not fall within the strict guidelines of what these bloggers deem acceptable for the masses. There are blogs set up literally so people can anonymously say they enjoy these things without being attacked. I'm pretty sure totalitarian governments do exactly the same thing.
"You can't watch (insert any tv show here) because the main character is a white male and the show makes offensive jokes. You are the scum of the earth if you enjoy it."

"If you like (insert anything here) then unfollow me immediately, because you do not understand social justice and I will not be associated with you!"

"I really enjoy Family Guy, I think it makes good social comment and it makes me laugh-" "Get off Tumblr! You don't belong here, you piece of shit. Go kill yourself you sexist racist homophobic transphobic privileged fuck!"

"I'm not putting any of my interests on tumblr, there is always something "problematic" with them." "Policing social justice bloggers?" "Yeah."
by bananasplits November 26, 2013
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privacy policy

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.
Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!


--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Coochie Police

Women don't want their reproductive justice rights controlled by the Coochie Police!
by talk2me-JCH2 May 16, 2022
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water police

a person who is overly controlling and takes small matters into their own hands
Lola was late to work by 30 seconds, luckily, KC didn't see or she would have been in big trouble; KC is such a Water Police.
by anon knee muss May 21, 2008
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