Plainview

A town in Long Island full of Jews who complain a lot. Also known as "complainjew".

Chris: Plainview McDonald's has the most customer complaints and the lowest average check in the company.
Jon: That's because all the customers are fucking Jews.

by JILT-Runner March 10, 2005

Plainedge

best town in LI.our football team is best on island and own Farmingdale...they SUCK

Oh yeah and R.I.P. Mikey ;)

long island Plainedge

by Plainedge person March 26, 2009

Plainedge

Plainedge is a place pretty much exactly what everybody else said. if you have a social life your either at harmons, schwarting,BK, or dunkin donuts. every1 always finds ways of fighting with eachother. Also the senior jocks are pussies and like to fight with 9th graders cuz theyre fags. but every1 gets really drunk lights shit on fire and gets stoned. pretty much every1 deals some kind of drug and theyre easy access to all of it. what else is there to say.....

yo mike lets get a bliunt head down to harmons smoke it get mad drunk just because we live in plainedge

by Home Sexual February 5, 2008

plainedge

i'm sorry, but plainedge is most likely the SHITTIEST school district on the east coast. WE HAD TO BUILD A NEW MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE CEILINGS WERE COLLAPSING EVERY TIME IT RAINED. Think about it.

Island Trees, Massapequa, hell, even BETHPAGE. They're all better than Plainedge. maybe not bethpage though. >:|

by steve guttenberg LOL December 12, 2008

Plainedge

probably onea the shittiest places on long island also a school fulla white trash faggots where every1 is a complete stoner asshole tht thinks hes tuff cause he knows how to use brass knuckles the only reason tht they need to know how to use thos brass knuckles is because theyre too afraid to walk around outside because theyre worried thht island tress is gunna come and kick the living shit outta them

Faggots = Plainedge

by IT4LIF3 May 17, 2009

Plainfield High

A loser school in CT. The students are all fuck-ups!

Oh he goes to Plainfield!?
He's never going to be successful!

by IloveDavid November 2, 2003

plainedge

plainedge or p-town is a happy no violance place were every one gets along... nott. thier a 4 main groups in plainedge stoners, jocks, goonsquad and slags other then that we dont care who u are. harmans is blown up and only little kids who try and act cool go thier. its true every one smokes and drinks but thats because its plainedge and thiers never anything to do. now every one wants to find A house to stay in to party but they end up going up to united skates were the little freshman cant find you. the cops dont give a shit about the older kids they only follow the lil ones and every time thiers a fight thier all thier making us look bad cause every one knows if the fight acually goes dowm thier all just gunna run anyway. so if u wanna fight come on down to united skates were the lil kids wont be nd youll see ppl.

p.s smoke all day drink all night

yo the po9 are hea they never get old with plainedge lets bounce alright lets go to dunkin donuts. oh man thier following us tonight now where back to harmons they wont come back thier.

by pee in a tree December 8, 2007