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priceless airloom

Da supposedly-magical-and-therefore-immensely-valuable weaving-device dat's described in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale, and dat could purportedly create clothing dat would vanish into space and remain invisible except to those individuals in da Emperor's commonwealth who were fit for da position dat they were employed in.
Da two shyster-weavers in Hans Christina Anderson's famous tale of psychology claimed to possess a "priceless airloom" dat created magical garments, but in reality it was just an ordinary weaving-device wif nothing but "thin air" in its thread-processing apparatus.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
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porcelain Challenge

A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.
Oh my god did you hear Dazai went to the hospital because he did the Porcelain Challenge!
by Trashrat3 October 2, 2022
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porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream
Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream
by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023
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Fart Parcel

A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.

fart parcels are great gifts for children
My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk
by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009
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Banana Parcel

Cor, bet she's got a tasty banana parcel!
by AyKay86 January 20, 2010
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browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.
sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol
by dirtywizard April 13, 2011
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Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.
Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!
by CrumblingCookies January 2, 2017
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