Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: [e-mail]
to: [e-mail]

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

Cock sucking personality

Someone that is too influenced by the people around them. Usually people that are bad influences. You’re basically sucking their cock trying to be like them.

She has a cock sucking personality.

by RH477 October 26, 2022

personal attack

a logical fallacy that demeans your opponent instead of refuting their argument.

"You shouldn't vote for Bill for student-body president because he got some random chick pregnant. What would he know what's good for the school?"

The person made a personal attack on Bill in order to give him a bad image so that he/she has a better chance at winning.

by Anime Nerd December 17, 2008

personal jinx

when 2 people same the same thing at the same time, one person gets jinxed

Person #1 is "personal jinxed" when they say the same thing at the same exact time as Person #2. Person #2 then yells "JINX, PERSONAL JINX" to jinx Person #1. Then, Person #1 cannot speak until Person #2 says their name.

by lee money July 21, 2008

Personality

Something that a vast majority of the population these days needs to grow. Everyone listens to what everyone else is, they all like the same food, movies, etc....

1: Did you hear bout the new Justin Bieber album!? It's the thing these days!

2: Grow a fucking personality.

by Carnie1337 June 21, 2010

Personal Finance

a totally useless class that can actually be taught by people that are mentally handicapped.

Dude: Man, i hate personal finance. my teacher is so retarded!

by Dr. O'Man March 2, 2010

personal bubble

A term used to describe someone's personal space. The space around them which nobody should enter unless invited to do so causing a level of awkwardness of some level of discomfort.

That asshole is always in everyone's personal bubble. One day someone is going to beat the crap out of him.

by cybrez November 24, 2015