Quaker Package 

A term used to describe an unsavory woman. Usually one with large amounts of cellulite, ie; cottage cheese thighs, giving ones body the appearance of being stuffed with oatmeal.

Daunte:"Damn man, look at that chick's legs, she's got some oatmeal thighs!"
Franklin:" Hah eww, fuck that man. She's got more than than that, she has the whole Quaker Package!"

Quaker Package by ihaventtheslightestclue September 3, 2009

Smedium Package

A very small penis and scrotum. The combination is embarrassing.

Man... That Steve guy has a Smedium package. I bet he gets no chicks with that.

Smedium Package by ~ The Mayor of BOOMtown April 29, 2015

latina package

When you date a Latina, she will undoubtedly have at least 2 kids, as they are the most fertile women on the planet! Orthewise known as the LP!

You're dating a Latina? Probably a rhetorical question but does she come with the Latina Package?

latina package by TooHottie April 6, 2016

Good Package 

A woman that has what the onlooker deems is the optimum combination of physical attributes (i.e., she is perfect).

Originally from the movie Real Men, the good package was one of two gifts available to be given to mankind by aliens.

"Dude, check out that chick by the register. She's got the Good Package."

Good Package by MrVassal August 19, 2013

Sausage Package 

It's the act of putting shaft and balls in a females vagina

"Yo kennithin I just give Sydney a Sausage Package"

Sausage Package by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

Biggie Small Package 

Any man that has a small penis , but covers it up by stuffing the front of his pants.

That guy totally has a "Biggie Small Package."

Biggie Small Package by James2386 July 26, 2012

Boomshakalaka Package 

Refers to a trim package on a car IE; Gold Chain Link License Plate Holder, Gold instead of Chrome trim, Fur on Dashboard or rear window board , Dice from the Rearview Mirror , Little Bobble Head Dogs in Rear Window,Side Air Intake Vents where none actually exist, Gound Effect lights or cowlings Etc.

This car is worth Extra because it has the added, BoomShakalaka Package .

Boomshakalaka Package by MadPatter10 December 19, 2010