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no eyes on glass

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.
In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.
by Alejandro1 November 7, 2013
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Glass dream

A fantasy about, or wish for something greatly desired, which is sure to be shattered.
1) It was a glass dream that Donald Trump would make America great again.

2) Brexit seems more and more like a glass dream in the making.

3) Finding an honest politician is nothing but a glass dream.
by Cyberfossil December 11, 2018
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mdma glasses

sunglasses taken and worn to a rave in the attempt to obscure pupil expansion, as well as the anxiety brought on by wide eyed, drugged up strangers. also blocks out the haters and completes a fleeky techhead lewk.
so glad i brought my mdma glasses out tonight, keep bumping into other wreckheads on the dancefloor.
by breakingbad May 22, 2017
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Dragon Glass

The latest term for crack cocaine, founded by a genuine dragon glass chef who upon completing his first large cook of the drug, named it dragon glass, on account of its (glass) like resemblance, (dragon) the fact it produced smoke / could be smoked, and later it was accepted, by many dragons (crack heads) to be a better sounding term than crack / crackhead which by today's standards is very derogatory.

Also popularised phrases such as:
I'm going to feed the dragons (I'm going to smoke crack)

The dragons have got him / her (said person out of their face / addicted to crack)
"I need some dragon glass" (expressing the individual user desire for crack cocaine)

"I'm kissing dragons" ( I am smoking crack)

Also called DG or dg in WhatsApp or Text message form (short-hand)
by Oh My Odgay December 11, 2019
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Danny Glass

The finest, greatest cummer in existence. His large, meaty dick fucks many women sideways at once. Mia Khalifa enjoyed choking on his wood. Some people that have sucked that big meat say it’s burnt, but it may be black.

Danny Glass is a pornstar for Brazzers who is well-known for fucking women sideways, most of the time, he fucks thirty women at once, creating a chorus of sex. Dans hidden secret is that he likes to cum on women’s belly buttons and play around with it like a puddle. He might eventually scream “Yaayyyy!”.

Mia Khalifa loves Danny Glass. Especially pickled and buttered up. Danny likes Mia Khalifa because of her smearing that fine, pure, golden coconut butter all over his big, meaty, wood.
1.
Mom: “I got fucked by Danny Glass last night.”
Son: “What about Dad?”
Mom: “He’s your father.”

2. Danny Glass’ dick is bigger than a forest of wood.
by exoticbug44 February 29, 2020
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stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.
Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel
by levaithan February 23, 2023
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glass feet

'83-'84 cadillac rims or cragar starwire performance wheels. glass cuz its glossy chrome and feet cuz the car is wearing glass swangers,elbows-feet- mainly wrapped in vogues.
"call my ride cinderella cuz she's wearin glass feet."
by 84's wrapped in 4 vouges October 29, 2004
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