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Nuttle

1. A small turd, usually smaller sized
2. A small blob of a solid food, usually ice cream
1. Pam was ready to change what she thought was a loaded diaper, but it turned out to to be just a few small nuttles...
2. "I'm really full from dinner, but I could go for a nuttle of chocolate ice cream"
by Whaddaya kiddin? July 9, 2019
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Nutted Shut

The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.

It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...

Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?

Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.

Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.

Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
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Nutterbutter

(Verb)
Slang: Vulgar.
When a male farts while seated and sweaty, there is a rare chance the fart may come out of the front. This results in a rumbling sensation throughout the inner thighs and scrotum that may be described as a delightful relief.
Bro, I just ripped a gnarly nutterbutter.

“Dude, did you just fart?”
Nah bro, that was strictly nutterbutter.”
by sleezestack June 5, 2020
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nutterooni

When you jerk off and cum, you bust a big ol nutterooni mang
I fucked her furburger and busted a nutterooni right inside her foul fuckhole
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 June 23, 2020
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Nutter Flutter

When the spunk release is so top notch, that you penis sounds like the blow off valve on an S14
Uno its good when it ends in a nutter flutter
by Black and white Mammal December 4, 2020
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Nuttmeg

The absolute inability to play any game with any resemblance of skill
Damn you suck at Pokémon. You’re a total Nuttmeg
by Huperman January 3, 2022
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nutterbuttercookiecutter

The end result of an explosive fecal imprint left behind by anal sex in the shower.

My friend recently told me that he was having in the shower having anal sex with a girl and just as he was about to finish the girl says "I don't feel good" and then he pulled out and at HIGH VELOSITY she shot out of her an explosion that was very...corny. He immediately jumped out the shower. He looked back at the scene and it was his body completely cut out on the wall. He says "I was in the shower, but I wasn't" this is nutterbuttercookiecutter.
I was in the shower, but I was out... I experienced the nutterbuttercookiecutter!
by UNTURFABLE May 14, 2022
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