1. Pam was ready to change what she thought was a loaded diaper, but it turned out to to be just a few small nuttles...
2. "I'm really full from dinner, but I could go for a nuttle of chocolate ice cream"
2. "I'm really full from dinner, but I could go for a nuttle of chocolate ice cream"
by Whaddaya kiddin? July 9, 2019
Get the Nuttle mug.The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
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(Verb)
Slang: Vulgar.
When a male farts while seated and sweaty, there is a rare chance the fart may come out of the front. This results in a rumbling sensation throughout the inner thighs and scrotum that may be described as a delightful relief.
Slang: Vulgar.
When a male farts while seated and sweaty, there is a rare chance the fart may come out of the front. This results in a rumbling sensation throughout the inner thighs and scrotum that may be described as a delightful relief.
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“Nah bro, that was strictly nutterbutter.”
“Dude, did you just fart?”
“Nah bro, that was strictly nutterbutter.”
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