Muskstache

When you’re eating pussy and the juices soak into your mustache and it leaves a scent

“No way you went down on her Brad!”

“Oh yeah? Smell my muskstache!”

by MuskstacheRides April 20, 2023

Panama City butt moustache

It's a tattoo on your lower back just above your butt crack. A.K.A. Tramp Stamp

OMG girl I love your new Panama City butt moustache.

Those shorts really show off your Panama City butt moustache.

by Southern "lady" December 13, 2012

mustachatory

A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.

The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.

by Luker2003 January 16, 2008

moustache comb-over

The facial coiffure which arranges one's moustache whiskers in such a way that they occlude the subject's male pattern baldness. A toupee fashioned from one's moustache.

Petunia discovered that the hair was indeed attached, and by attempting to pluck it from Benjamin's jacket, she had unhinged his "moustache comb-over" exposing a great, shiny bald head.

by davie-wavie February 20, 2009

Rat's Moustache

A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.

"When will you shave off that bloody Rat's Moustache?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Jack Layton's Moustache

The most prominent and revered member of Canadian politics, and the brains behind the NDP (New Democratic Party) of Canada.

"Jack Layton's Moustache is the only politician in Canada that is actually qualified to be the Prime Minister"

by C-Bat August 20, 2011

pant moustache

Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.

"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004