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Munt

A woman with a face like a wet kipper battered across a cheese grater
Nesbitts mam
by sam b May 8, 2003
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munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter
Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.
by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004
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Munt

A very ugly guy with nice personality but looks like a car hit him
Girl 1:awww he's so sweet
Girl 2:he is a munt though
by randmness January 21, 2006
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tactical munt

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.
by iamnotanumber10 July 8, 2021
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munted gunty

A rather obese woman's vaginal area, where on initial glance it looks like biggest cameltoe you have ever seen. On closer you realise that it is infact her tummy flab tucked deep into her underpants and given an atomic wedgie.
Check the munted gunty out on that double-bagger. Lucky it wasn't a cameltoe cos that fucker would have stank like a fishmongers after a very hot, humid summer day.
by Therterkerjerbs August 27, 2023
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Munt Stain

A Munt stain is the male version of cunt stain
Aka " Your a stupid Munt Stain Ben Matthews "
by Wiggabytes July 18, 2020
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Munting Dweeb

A ugly nerd.
Can also be used as a general insult or friendly banter between friends.
Person 1: Hey are you free today?
Person 2: No sorry got a load of homework to do :(
Person 1: Omd, you're such a munting dweeb :P
by Thatbabe June 1, 2014
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