Mormon

Christian 1: "How was your day?"
Any Christian who isn't Mormon: "I hung out with a Mormon"
Christian 1: "So a long one eh"

by SimmerDown99 October 19, 2017

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Mormon Sex

Being in a close proximity to a member of opposite sex. Usually within two bible lengths of the person.

my ra just had mormon sex.

by Famous February 19, 2005

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A large van or SUV used to haul many people - usually children. Frequently 15 passenger vans these "tanks" are seen headed to school, grocery store, soccer games, baseball games, hockey games, youth activities, church, etc... and then to home all in one day. Some times mistaken for Polyg (said pol lig) Rigs commonly associated with "fundamentalist mormons" who have no association to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Son: Look at that huge van Mommy is that a Mormon Assault Vehicle?

Mom: No dear thats just a Soccer Mom who has too much money and not enough sense to drive an earth friendly vehicle.

Son: But why are Mormon Assault Vehicles ok - don't they ruin the environment too?

Mom: Because they actually use all of the seats so their ppp (pollution per person) rate is actually very low. They breed like rabbits so its more economically feasible to have a large vehicle. Now finish up your Mickey D's and lets hop in our rice burner to get to Wally's World.

by Thomas Bruebaker September 5, 2007

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Mooron

It means stupid, you know the word Moron? Well its that but spelt wrong

That hipster kid with the fake Ray-Bans is a right Mooron!

by Masterofthecuntstick November 20, 2012

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Mormon Hipster

Not one to push the envelope too far, the Mormon Hipster tests the waters of hipster-dom by wearing “diet-hipster” clothes- All the hipster look without the calories, or, in this case, the homosexual tendencies. Rocking skinner than normal jeans, slightly lower neckline t-shirts, appropriately vintage footwear, and whimsical plastic framed glasses in day glow colors, the Mormon Hipster is cool enough to hang at an indie concert while still holy enough to attend church the next morning.

After church, my friend Dave and I bought neon pink nerdy glasses to complete our Mormon Hipster look.

by NotRita July 15, 2010

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oxy moron

two words in a phrase that are opposites

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canadian army

british honor

honor among thieves

living dead

jumbo shrimp

TOP 51 OXY MORONS
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51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .

1. Microsoft Works

by shawn im so kool October 28, 2005

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