Doom-monger

These people are possibly the most annoying kinds of people that one can think of. Doom-mongers are people who go around ANYWHERE, in public, or on the internet, and make predictions of upcoming apocalyptic events, or try to prove a prediction as true for an upcoming disastrous event. This results in mass hysteria and makes many others mental or terrified of what may happen to the world. Some people may not believe in the words of what these clowns say, while others may due to the strong language the use to shock people into believing it.

Doom-monger- *arrives in a public area and starts talking*-
"The time is now.... The time is here.... the world will end as we know it and I will tell you how and why." "Experts say *blah blah blah...*"

Everyone else- *terrified* *start telling everyone else*

by FinklerZ November 7, 2015

moneer

A person who is sure to become tall and rich. And has a lot of friends

You are a moneer

by Momo787 May 15, 2018

ho monger

n. someone who is not attractive yet posts really provacative pictures of themself all over their fucking myspace

"I knew that bitch was ugly, but after seeing her pic on myspace, I guess that ho monger is pretty damn stupid too"

by kiki rumslug July 16, 2008

sex monger

one who collects and/or hords sex


(slut)

that chick jamie, she a sex monger

by Zac January 7, 2005

monversation

A one-sided conversation in which one participant makes little or no input.

I tried to talk things over with her but it quickly turned into a monversation.

by Vagabond (A.H.) August 5, 2006

shit monger

A person who mongs shit.

Jackie:Fuck off, shit monger.
Salesman:But I'm selling douches.
Jackie:Go mong some more shit, shit monger.

by anal douche September 14, 2003

Monker

1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.

1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.

by Ace November 20, 2004