Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swap Donkey

1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.

2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.

3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)

4. A cock face dick bandit!

5. Your the cock face dick bandit!

6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!

7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!

8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)

Mongolian Swap Donkey

by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010

gooch mongol

Someone who tries to penetrate a gooch.

In jail my cell mate was a gooch mongol.

by skidodude January 27, 2005

douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

by not Dan N. January 1, 2009

Cock Monger

Derived from the Afro-Saxon made, Cock. And the latin Mahnger. A Cock Monger is one who has an unquenchable thirst for Cock.

Jessica Alba is such a Cock Monger.

by The Real Sweetlou October 14, 2008

dick mongler

one who mongles or enjoys partaking in the gobbling of the penis. similar to nippling or gently chomping on the male genitallia.

oh my god. can u beleive that dick mongler and her filthy lies.

by chris frenchy December 9, 2007

Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003

Whore Mongerer

One who mongers whores, a pimp.

Joesph Stalin is Not a whore mongerer.

by Sir Mike Williams July 23, 2008