Momon

n. A person who is arrogant, silly (in a ridiculously exaggerated sense), or simply funny in a very unorthodox manner.

adj. When something is funny, but only because of its sheer idiotic nature. Ex: "What a momon joke!"

Etymology- Some historians believe the word comes from the latin or modern Spanish/Mexican word "Mamar", which means to suck. After such massive immigration from Latin America, the word must have later evolved into what we now often use in the workplace or school.

"Wow dude, you're such a momon"
or
"Man I hate that guy, he's such a momon"

This may sometimes be heard but with the adjective form instead, like so: "Man I hate that guy, he's so momon"

by Foxy Vincent April 4, 2010

Mojo

he's an amazing dog. He listens very well, a great dog a cuddle with, loving, and loves attention. He's handsome and a very unique dogs. He's very funny and goofy, you will definitely laugh. He loves to sleep and be with people; if you would leave him for a little bit, he would be upset. He is a big log, a big teddy, bear and takes up all the room; he's very hungry and caring. Mojo would do anything for his family. He's adventurous and outgoing; loves going to new places. He may seem like a scary dog, he's actually a nice, calm pupper. He is a type of a dog for a shoulder to lean on. You would just love him way too much and would never let go of him. He's the best thing that ever happened on earth. Everyone should have a mojo in there life because you would definitely count on it.

girl: "Good boy, Mojo!"
Mojo: "Ruff! Ruff!"

by BrownnnSugaaaaa July 21, 2018

mojo

The act of speaking in a call while you are muted.

Elijah hasn't talked for a while, he must be pulling a mojo.

by 10ju November 8, 2020

cross mojination

When two or more systems on a machine interfere with each other in a way that makes one or both of them do something very odd.

If every time you hit the brakes in your car the radio changes channels, your car has "cross mojination" between the radio and brakes.

by judo.biter March 22, 2010

blue's mojo

A sex act whereby you prolong ejaculation for as long as possible. Then, when you can hold it no more, you ejaculate on your partner's stomach and draw, with the copious amounts of semen, a mojo jojo, the villain from the Powerpuff Girls.

Him1: So my gf and I haven't had sex in a week.
Him2: That sucks, how about you give her a blue's Mojo
Him1: Yeah, I have enough supply to.

by rLame June 2, 2010

mojo drug

Mojo drug - A drug that causes you to act out, such as twitching, jerking, etc.

Oh lawd, he’s on that mojo drug !!!

by Billy bob forte March 26, 2020

mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006