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minesweeping

A fairly despicable habit originating in student bars in the UK. After the bar is shut, but while people are still in the venue, the more desperate alcoholic will go round collecting any half-full abandoned drinks he can find, and neck them without anybody noticing. The more drunk you get, the more likely it will be that you drink out of a glass that someone's used as an ashtray. Another possibly hazard is rohypnol.
Tom: Hey buddy where d'you get those drinks from -the bar shut half an hour ago?
Dick: Oh I just went minesweeping round those tables at the back.
by housecat December 20, 2004
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Mindsterbation

When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.
Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?

John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.

Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?

John: Yup.
by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010
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minase

The term minase is used when you have saved up your load for about 6 months and then blow it all over a girls face while taking part in any sort of sexual act.
"I met this chick at a party last night, I took her back to my place and I totally minased her"
by Minase May 4, 2006
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Thin Mintsterbate

When you crush up Thin Mints, into powdered form. Masterbate with the powdered remains and then proceed to insert them into your anus.
I couldn’t wait for my order of cookies so I can Thin Mintsterbate
by Buckdorf February 19, 2019
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miniscopic

a combination of mini and microscopic. in other words, it means very very small.
you scratched my car you fucking asshole!

what, you mean that miniscopic little speck? i can barely see the damn thing!!
by smart dumb blonde April 21, 2007
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mindspelling

a word liam, who has three last names but won't say what they mean, made up
Liam: mindspelling is a word!
by I have been estracted March 7, 2010
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Mindshit

An action of saying something that is so stupid that you have temporarily broken someone's brain.
What that troll just said was mindshitting.
by Bela Talbot March 5, 2011
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