college sainte marcelline

bitch ass school with a handful of good ppl the rest are a bunch of stuck up virgin mary's that don't know how to act. the school itself is all broken down and looks like a fkg correction facility from the outside even though we're not that pour. we get a boring ass high school experience
marcy un jour marcy toujours

normal friend: what school u go to?
you: oh you don't know it.. it's in the middle of a fucking forest...its college sainte marcelline
normal friend: *makes a pitty face* im sorry...

by yourveryownmarcy October 16, 2019

UC Merced

When you get rejected at every other UC.

What? Even Santa Cruz rejected me? I guess I'll go to UC Merced.

by mower of lawns September 20, 2009

Merced

1. n. the arm-pit of the Central Valley of central California. Turlock is the geographic center of the state and is 20 miles north of Merced, therefore anyone claiming to be a Northerner (norteño) south of Turlock needs to learn their geography, however, most, if not all, gangbangers are confuckulated because they spend their days spun ducky woo woo. If I was mexican (see border brother, spic, greaser), I would not try to kill my brethren - To quote Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

Merced - Gateway to hell.

by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004

Mercer

Mercer is that one girl in your class that makes it exciting going to school. She is the hottie but not a slut. She has a great body. She is very hyper and you always want to be around her. She is nice and everyone wants to be her friend/girlfriend because she would make even good as a wife. Many people know her as the hottie or the nice one. But if your a lucky guy and get to know a Mercer. Make sure she likes you. If your her friend she could hook you up with a hot guy you know. Plus, she knows how to party!!

Hottie, Athletic, Nice, Popular, Smart (but not a nerd), Flirtatious, Laughable, Huggable, Hyper, funny,Confident, Match-maker, Party animal, Dancer

Boy: "Damn... look at Mercer!"
Friend: "I know she is so hot."
Boy: "I wish I was her boyfriend."
Friend: "I'm going to go talk to her."

by Oreo Lover April 6, 2012

mercedes

The greatest ever testament to the genious that is German engineering.

A car that:
Looks great
Drives great
Has a sweet interior
Will run for at least 20 years without major problems
Is quite expensive but worth it

Mercedes is the best car ever!!!

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Merced

I know from living here,born and raised.I moved away in 2003.I came to the East Coast near New York city.Okay,Merced is ok if your just a so-called "normal" person.But if your different,like i was,and just unique and Flamboyant.This town is full of Homophobes.it's very closed-minded,Extremely Anti-Gay and full of stupid Bigots.I used to hate being hurrassed,and not feeling like i didn't belong.It was a hard place to live and be yourself.Being Openly-Gay in Merced County has been Hell.This is an OK town for some,But for me i had to leave what i left behind.and that was my Dear Family and "Some" Friends.The other stuff was pure History.I admit,Merced is a cool town,theres some nice people,but theres also a lot of Anti-Gay people as well.


Gilbert Ray Reyes
Aka Maverick

Merced,Closed-minded,Closet-cases,Hicks,RedNecks,Conservatives,Bigots,Anti-Gay,Homophobic.

by Gilbert Ray Reyes January 18, 2009

Marcel Gerard

the biggest legend in the originals who everyone hates for literally no good reason ??? he's the most powerful vampire on the face of the earth and what about it

you: I hate marcel gerard
anyone with a brain: go swandive into the toilet karen

by eric birling's a wanker June 12, 2019