Meeting Meister 

A highly skilled and usually prominent expert at the art of running, and sometimes participating, in a meeting.

My husband, a highly adept clinical psychologist who is also a quality management guy, is the hands down Meeting Meister of his workplace!

Meeting Meister by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2022

Bleating Meeting 

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.

"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."

Bleating Meeting by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009

Mullet Meeting

'Mullet Meeting':a meeting that starts with business and ends with fun. Business in the front and party in the back. Usually a short amount of work with the knowledge that something fun is happening afterwards.

Hey, I'm going to send out a memo for a mullet meeting this afternoon. We have to finish up the Flanagan case and then let's all go to the beach!

Mullet Meeting by J_E_McCarthy August 25, 2011

Cyber meeting 

The act of meeting another individual in cyber space.

On a dating site after a couple of emails back and forth between two awesome people, the conversation goes like...

Chris: ..... it was nice cyber meeting you! :)

May: It was nice cyber meeting you too, cool expression btw, lets meet up in real life as well ! :)

Cyber meeting by The Christoph January 16, 2012

Offline Meeting 

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.

Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?

Offline Meeting by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020

love meeting 

when two stupid bitches don't remember how to say date, they say love meeting

- When will you see John?
- Tomorrow! We have a love meeting.

love meeting by sunflowerbitch August 24, 2021

goin' all town meeting 

"goin' all town meeting" is a phrase that came to bare after the national town meeting on universal health care that basically means screaming insanely all up in your face.

You'd better take two steps back before

I start goin' all town meeting on your ass !

goin' all town meeting by critter getter August 14, 2009