maximize the minimum

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible

You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.

by turbotbird86 May 11, 2011

maximumbuzzability

A state approaching Nirvana, possible to achieve whilst high on magic mushrooms.

Lord Sutchcliffe! I say, i require a good cigarette if I am ever to achieve maximumbuzzability.

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

Maximum Popo

A major assemblance of police officers or other authority figures (eg. SWAT).

Criminal 1: Look at the major assemblance of police!

Criminal 2: No, it's called a maximum popo!

Criminal 1: Okay.

by dudebro15 August 11, 2009

maxicise

To work out the triceps and biceps by tearing paper plates.

D00d, my arms are so sore today!

What did you do last night?

I maxicised for an hour while perusing the white pages.

by Thepersonwhocameupwiththisword December 13, 2009

maxinions

The opinions of someone named Max, Maxie, or, even more appropriately, Maxine.

Dean: I don't know if I like this.
Maxine: Want me to read it?
Dean: Yes, give me some maxinions.

by deanzy08 January 9, 2011

maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length

Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry

by Maxi pad July 6, 2015

Maximum pucker

Rapid contractions of the anus Associated with stress, anxiety or suspense.

Man! I was at maximum pucker! I thought there was no way a Datsun could fly that far!

by Snelper September 7, 2018