Maher

a type of fish that is as ferocious as a shark but is the size of a gold-fish. It typically resides in a fish bowl

Philip: Hey look at my Maher (he says as he sticks his finger in the bowl and the fish bites it)
Philip: Ow!
Melody: Haha Don't mess with a Maher

by MHPCML May 21, 2009

maker's mark

A cross between S&M and standard intercourse protection where oneself, a partner, or partner(s) pours red candle wax onto an erect penis. Ideally, a masochist would find the pain arousing and therefore maintain his erection as the mold for the candle wax to form shape. Once the wax dries, it can now be used as a condom.

Howard: Fred, what's your favorite sex move?
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!

by vyzion87 May 23, 2019

derk magerk

1. Someone who talks with a dirty mouth

2. derk

Mr. X: Dude I was msurbating ALL night

Mr. Y: You're such a derk magerk

by Fritz Haarmann January 6, 2009

cheddar maker

a cheddar maker is something that makes you a lot of money

man that job was a real cheddar maker

by burton82 April 9, 2011

Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

by Pineapple trombone July 2, 2015

fudge maker

Your butthole. Your poop chute. your bunghole.

Kim Kardashians Fudge maker Puts Katy Perry to Shame.

by Iamafatabastardwithlonghair December 23, 2016

The old coffee maker

The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out

Dammm Curtis did the old coffee maker with gramme last night

by Trask u boy January 16, 2017