Maldating

Behavior of looking for information of interest i.e:
Maldating Mald. A. Ting.

Not to be confused with the internet slang "Mald" or Republic of Malta's "Malta".

- I would like maldating on my work.
- Send your maldates!

by internet11 March 26, 2023

mandatory pussy stunt

when your puss is so dry you need drugs or someone elses puss to wet it up

Sarah: ugh my puss is so dry and porn isnt working
Dahlia: Girl you need a Mandatory Pussy Stunt
Sarah: Thanks girl x

by mala_xx June 27, 2023

Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".

Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight

by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023

Mandatory reporter

A person whose position includes as one of its tenants the obligation to report possible criminal activity to a higher authority should they be made aware of it. If it is made aware that they knew of the possible activity and failed to report it, they will be implicated as a criminal conspirator and be made subject to legal reprisal.

A school teacher is a mandatory reporter who must file a letter of concern to higher authorities should they learn that one of their students is possibly being abused.

by AOmundson June 8, 2024

mandelion

It's a Spanish slang that can be said to refer to a man who does his own dishes, washes his own clothes, and mops the floors in the house when it is expected that house chores are to be completed by the women living within the household. However nowadays since the younger generation isn't chained down by such overwhelming sexism, it simply refers to a man who does whatever a woman wants. It refers to a man who is instead spending all his time with a woman who takes control over him, in fact it is a man who refuses to go against his woman's word. In essence, he lost his balls is what the slang truly means.

Ayy este guey es un pinche mandelion.

by Back2DaHotel June 11, 2024

mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

by yWaffle January 26, 2025

Mandalin Mad Beats Mad Mandelin

Mandalin Mad Beats Mad Mandelin

Mandalin Mad Beats Mad Mandelin

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025