Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011

Mr. Loftus

Mr. Loftus:

Mr. Loftus is a good-looking man who often like to play sports. He is educated and likes to educate others. He doesnt let anyone try to insult him, and if it does happen, he tries to get even. He always has a girlfriend but does not share any information about her. He is a very private man.

Cary - "I love Mr. Loftus!"
June - "Me too! Lets stalk him!"

by Doglover 9878 July 27, 2009

Lofter

Someone who flops on something. If you made plans to do something and they bail out.

flop

Jamie: Are you commin to the movies?

Roy: I don't wanna come anymore.

Jamie: Why are you being a lofter.

by LiverThanThem August 11, 2008

Loft-A-Palooza

noun; The ultimate party; the fusion of rock, and excessive alcohol consumption. festival MUST be held in a barn in East Amwell New Jersey.

"Loft-A-Palooza 2003...there WILL be beer."

by Matthew and Harold Thrash January 15, 2004

live-work loft

An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.

The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.

by Timberwoof April 17, 2003

Lefty

The art of Leftying. When one male friend touches another male friend's genitalia in a pleasuring manner....with his left hand. Hence, "Lefty".

Dude, how are you doing that?

Oh, it's no biggie. I Lefty myself at home all the time.

Dude, teach me.

by Dan Nobile March 7, 2009

Lefty

Usually spread across social media and typically used as a insult to anyone who may be perceived as holding left-wing views. If the use of the term 'lefty' isn't backed up with any justification in an argument, it's a good indication they cannot form a rebuttal and only want to cease the argument. Further prodding after being called a 'lefty' usually results in being compared to a child, snowflake, stupid, degenerate, or anything which the initial user of the word 'lefty' isn't already.

'There is not yet an iota of proof that Halal funds terrorism.'

'It's that kind of lefty crap that kept ISIS going for so long.'

by Leftist degenerate August 17, 2018