I Lava Toe

Your drunk gf/bf tries to text 'I love you' but it autocorrects to 'I lava toe'

Me: I love you
Him: I lava toe
Me: wtf

by NaiTea December 23, 2017

Lava lamp blast

When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans

Drew lava lamp blasted Michael in the ass very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud

by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017

Pop-Tart Lava

When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava

DUUUUUUUDE! I lava'ed my pop tart this morning
or Pop-Tart Lava came out of my tart this morning!

by Party D January 5, 2010

Lava ass explosion

When you immediately sit down on the toilet and your ass explodes like a volcano.

After eating Taco Bell I barely made it to the bathroom with a severe case of lava ass explosion.

by Joey Norris January 4, 2019

Personal Lava Lamp

Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.

"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."

by redAAAAAA November 4, 2018

Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh

but i lava you :)

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022