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Kitten

A nickname normally given to a shy submissive by there Dom.
Dom: Come here kitten don’t be shy .
by comegiveladyalick December 7, 2020
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Liquid Kitten

The term used for the drink gin and tonic, when served with both a slice of lemon and a slice of lime.

NOTE: Best served out of a wooden Vessel.
Hello bar lady, I will have three Liquid Kittens Please.
by Tonuke May 7, 2011
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Den Kitten

Young, attractive, stay-at-home wife. A stay-at-home Mom. Trophy Wife. Mostly an attractive young wife and/ or Mother whom is well taken care of.
She is not a "worker-bee" she is definitetly a "Den Kitten."
by Ali Learner August 22, 2011
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Exhausted Kitten Complex

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.
"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."
by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014
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beat the kitten

Katey's boyfriend wouldnt come over last night so she beat the kitten all night long.
by ittybittykittty January 10, 2011
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shittin' kittens

verb

1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.

2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.
1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).


2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.
by Matth March 3, 2004
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kitten fister

to fist a small baby cat. for a visual, think kitten mittens.
I can't believe he cheated on me, that kitten fister!
by MirKat January 1, 2008
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