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junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.
some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown
by brotographer March 20, 2010
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Junioritis

An infection of the brain exclusively found in high school students in their third year. Symptoms include but are not limited to laziness, procrastination, demotivation to do homework, and taking on rigorous course loads without wanting to do the resulting work. Most infected students manage to avoid temptation to fail classes. Believed to be caused by taking too many AP/college/honors classes. There is no known cure, but treatments include snow days, long weekends, electives, study halls, "study" groups (a.k.a. doing five minutes of homework before playing Halo), and chemistry teachers conducting dangerous experiments that go haywire.
Not to be confused with senioritis.
The AP student, having junioritis, defined junioritis on Urban Dictionary to procrastinate on homework.
by Orlandomagicfan November 5, 2013
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junior coder

A EMS professional new to EMS. They have a belt that has a few pagers, cell phone, flashlight, radio, scissors, glove pouch and a bunch of other stuff on it they probably will never use. They think that everyone is dying when truly only about 10% of patients really need a ambulance. They run into a house without any equipment then just stand there without asking any questions.
Guy 1: Hey check out matt running up to that house. Guy 2: I see him, he just tripped and fell and the news camera was filming him. What a junior coder!!
by jimmybomm April 22, 2020
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Junior year

good ol’ junior, the worst year of high school. this is the year thatll mentally make u insane from the pounds of homework and tests u get, freshman and sophomores think they have it bad but have 0 idea whats infront of them. this is also the year where youll see ur fellow classmates trying to get into the sophomore and freshman girl’s pants cuz they know the under classmen will do anything to say theyre dating an upper classman and the juniors know that damn well which makes it very easy for them. its very cringe but bullying is a thing (im kidding dont do that)
sophomore girl: i cant wait for junior year im so excited to finally be an upperclassman!

junior guy: no it horrible trust me *insert random sexual joke in hopes to get his nuts touched*

sophomore girl: hahah omg ur such a funny guy!

junior guy: lets fuck in my car at lunch now
by nomames661 April 12, 2022
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Queen Junia

Cute,sexy,and a unique independent Queen.she will always be single 24/7
Queen Junia is so fascinating she soo interesting
by Dhdjdn12: December 30, 2019
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Janitell Junior High

A school located in Colorado Springs, Colorado. The males are either weirdos or pedophiles, often both. The females are short nine year olds who can't think straight.
Guy 1: I met this one squeaker girl on Fortnite.
Guy 2: I bet she goes to Janitell Junior High.
by ZeLegend69 June 8, 2020
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jenison junior high school

a shitty school in the shitty town of jenison. most people are annoying ass christians and dont shut the fuck up about their youth groups. the principal sucks and people will probably call you a slur at some point. the white girls are hella annoying and have lots heat damage on they hair and half the dudes have no personality and get no action whatsoever LOL anyways i need fucking therapy from going to this school
by imup222nogood March 5, 2022
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