Dario Ivančir

He's the guy that kicks your butt in any online game so you forfeit.
Btw very smart.

Noob 1: I just played against the best player in the world.
Noob 2: Oh it must have been Dario Ivančir.
Dario: Yup noob go lobby cry

by Dario is cool November 24, 2021

Hi Ivan

A sarcastic online greeting used to call out Kremlin trolls and bots.

"Why did Russia invade Ukraine?"
"What about Vietnam? What about Bush?"
"Hi Ivan"

by trips aplenty June 4, 2022

to pull an Ivanenko

to leave the classroom with a phone in your pocket

The geometry lesson was so boring I decided to pull an Ivanenko.

by sensorer March 18, 2021

Ivantang

It is what happens to a man when he gets pussy whipped. It turns men into blithering idiots who do things against known logic.

Ex. 1 - That poor Ivantang keeps on going back to that chick even though he knows she'll never leave her boyfriend.

Ex. 2 - She's seeing some other dude, he knows about it and he's still doing Christmas with her? He's been Ivantanged!

by DingoDawg December 19, 2008

Ivan

Someone who calls everyone he doesn't like a parasite

Ivan hates capitalism because capitalists are all parasites

by Andrew-501 June 29, 2019

Ivanina

Ivanina is a very funny and sweet girl. Sometimes she can be a complete crackhead but that’s fine. She is very loyal to her friends, but don’t get on her bad side she can be FIERCE!

Boy: who won the funniest girl award?
Girl: obviously Ivanina, DUH!

by sunsetdragon June 1, 2020

Ivan

if you look up what Ivan means, it will say “gift of God,” or something adjacent. However, it has a much more powerful meaning. He’s the most beautiful thing on the planet, he treats his loved ones like porcelain dolls, always protecting them. he lights up the night sky, and shines in daylight. he’s so lovely to admire, so handsome you’d think he was painted on canvas with the finest brushes. ivan defines perfection.

i hope to love Ivan for an eternity <3.

by susa_gvardina March 7, 2021