ionic breeze

A Silent Air Purification System from The Sharper Image, this device cleans my the air in my room 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Though not completely silent all the time, this air filter is by far the best on the market. The air it disperses smells fresh and tasty

My Ionic Breeze keeps my room smelling clean, even though it never is.

by Jeffrey DeWaters April 18, 2005

iono

1)uncertainty
2)used when answer is unknown

Yo Mang! What's the weather look like today? He then replies,"IONO".

by bill February 3, 2004

Iona Prep

The school that people go to when they realize they don’t have the talent to go to Fordham Prep.

Mike(goes to Iona): We have a soccer game against Fordham on Friday

John: we shouldn’t even go, I know we’re gonna get clapped. Iona Prep sucks at everything

by Fordham22 October 4, 2019

ionia

A small town in the middle of Michigan, right smack dab between Grand Rapids and Lansing. (About a half-hour to hour via I-96 depending on traffic from either town.) These Michiganders are know well for their annual free fair. Odd things about this town is that the theater is supposedly haunted along with many abandoned house scattered around the town. If you talk with most anyone from this town they will come off as cold and shy but if you know them they are very warm-hearted, perverted, and crack some joke that their high school teacher told them. There are generations of people that live there and everyone feels like family except for the outsiders who just moved as they tend to pick on the people who have been there forever. Also there are rumors that the Vocal Music groups secretly run a cult during school.

"So I met someone from Ionia yesterday, she was so cold and talked in a monotone voice."
"Oh yeah, I grew up in Ionia, loved it there everyone was so kind and helpful. I really should go back one day and visit my family."

by SecretlyACultest August 12, 2016

Miss Ionary

A female member of a religious group with strong beliefs

Miss Ionary held iron fast to her belief structure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

iona prep

A school full of rich daddy's boy's that believe that they are better than everyone but really get no pussy and are stupid fucks with no lives except for Liam Hoyt love you brotha.

Iona Prep Kid 1: Hey dude did you see that Ursuline girl.
Iona Prep Kid 2: Oh yeah she is so hot, too bad shes only into step guys.
Iona Prep Kid 1: Maybe I should show her all the expensive shit my daddy got me

by Pus Master November 8, 2018

View-ionaire

To have more than a million views on a video on youtube.

Holy shit my vid of me snorting vinegar and salt made me a view-ionaire!!!!!!!!!

by Jon Higgins February 14, 2008