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Very opinionated female who is awesome and will rock your world. Gets along with everyone in sight. Funny and sarcastic no matter what. Not a person to mess with, if so, your life will become a living hell. An animal lover. Ambitious. :]
"Oh man! There's that romo chick, ionela."
ionela by Ionela October 21, 2008
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Ionela is a sweet warm-hearted girl. Although, only to her friends. To strangers, she is more non-talkative towards their appearance. When she or he argues with someone with some type of form of drama, she is a demon in a form of human, so do not mess with her. Although Ionela is overall kind, she is also possibly clueless and gullible to anything her friends say or accuse. Because of this, this causes drama, and her to be very much like a demon who will make your life hell. Overall, an Ionela might be a bad choice for a partner, roommate or friend. This does not apply to all.
Person 1: Ionela fought with me yesterday, but the rumours are not true! She’s too gullible with her friends!

Person 2: Maybe, but it was most likely a misunderstanding that she doesn’t want to realize.

Person 1: I completely agree, even though she is kind, well, was, she is also mean and harsh when she hears something about her.

Person 2: Also agreed, she’s sweet and all but she can be a devil in disguise, that’s why you should always beware of an Ionela. Even if she’s insanely pretty.
Loyal person thats been noticed by her fave on Twitter hobxotwod = trustworthy loving caring loyal always there for mutuals
Ionela is always being a loyal person
Ionela by bardihooligang October 20, 2020
Kind, funny female who is usually gay but wholesome.
-She is gay!
-I know, her name is Ionela.
Ionela by Intffffffofff November 21, 2021

ionela shilage 

A hot underaged girl, typically with large breasts, and/or petite features with defined curves on her body.
Damn she be a Ionela shilage

I have pics of Ionela shilages, i'll send them to you via dms

My neighbor's daughter's a ionela shilage.
Ionel is a man who doesn't like his name because it's a mistake made by a drunk parent/relative when he was born. He is a nice person, a good man which you want to drink some rachiu or beer with him. He hates the song called "Ionel, Ionelule" by Gheorghe Dinica because every people he met and found out his name are singing "Ionel, Ionelule, nu mai bea baiatule..." (girls especially).
What's your name?
Ionel
Haha, Ionel, Ionelule nu mai bea baiatule...
Fuck off!!
Ionel by AnothaIonel25 May 31, 2020
Seems confident and beautiful on the outside but is really sensitive on the inside, can't control emotions. She's a crazy bitch when it come down to it but for most of the time she's chill, and down to Earth. But she has one ugly-ass laugh.
Inela walked to Safeway but got lost so she went HULK!
Inela by Ammo M December 30, 2011
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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