A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.
Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
by conker1oo October 15, 2008
Get the ass hurtmug. The pain you feel after a long Cincy Shocker that is associated with bleeding, seeping, and festering from all the bats, and the general area is just so mangled it looks like cream pie.
After the OT crew's last trip to Northern Kentucky for Cincy Shocker fest 04, Gina was left with a major Hebron Hurt.
by IBYJorDieownshimselfagain September 1, 2004
Get the Hebron Hurtmug. When you continually flirt with someone that you know is interested in you while having no intention of dating them. The victim has a feeling that something is not right and that they can't trust you since the relationship never progresses, but every time they decide to give up and move on, you find a way to reel them back in.
Typically this crime is committed by an insecure, emotionally unavailable, commitment-phobic person who needs the attention and adoration of others in order to feel that they have any status or worth.
Typically this crime is committed by an insecure, emotionally unavailable, commitment-phobic person who needs the attention and adoration of others in order to feel that they have any status or worth.
Girl 1: Hey what's going on with you and Daniel? In the past, I thought that you two must be secretly dating, but now I haven't seen you two getting lunch together anymore. Did something happen?
Girl 2: Yeah I thought we were heading somewhere myself, but turns out Daniel is just a huge player and it was just your standard flirt and hurt scenario.
Girl 1: Wow I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm glad that he's gone! You deserve so much better.
Girl 2: Yeah I thought we were heading somewhere myself, but turns out Daniel is just a huge player and it was just your standard flirt and hurt scenario.
Girl 1: Wow I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm glad that he's gone! You deserve so much better.
by youknow98765 January 3, 2020
Get the flirt and hurtmug. 
Get the PP Hurtmug. When someone is stating facts that another person mentioned ignorantly or is in denial on the facts and the person who was wrong gets in their feelings and starts putting the person down who corrected them.
by Optimistprime43 May 8, 2020
Get the Truth Hurtsmug. when someone is hit by a car that then proceeds to simply drive away without taking responsibility in a lame attempt to escape punishment; synonymous with “hit and run” but much more cash-money, also bonus points for the rhyme
by Bheadacp April 17, 2021
Get the hurt and skurtmug. by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005
Get the butt-hurtmug.