Hufflepuff

another name for a ginger A.K.A a red haired person; watch out, may steal soul.

The hufflepuff tried to steal my soul, but i shunned it away with a snake

by the hufflepuff keeper April 12, 2011

Hofflelog

When a women inserts a chicken head into her vagina while her husband does the hokey pokey in a turtle costume.

Sally and her husband did a hofflelog last night, and now there is blood on the carpet.

by Evil762 October 28, 2011

hoffler

Person that is white as hell yet tries to fit in with the blackest people EVER

Jaquon: Yo nigga you know that boy Dave?? I swear he is such a hoffler and Imma bout to tell him to screw off and shit if he doesn't stop tryin'a be black....he said he is even gonna change his name to Da' vonne.
Jamarcus: Aw hell no! Not while my black ass is alive! Aint gonna happen

by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016

hoffentlich

Pronunciation: HO feet LEECH Origin: I think it comes from German since a guy named Hans said it to me. 1. An adjective that is used to describe something that hasn't changed since last November. 2. A word that is commonly used by senior enlisted army personnel to confuse the rest of us.

Here are the bus routes, so you can provide these with your individual replacements. Hoffentlich they haven’t changed since then…

by The Scott Head August 23, 2006

Horfleporfer

One who attempts to contain semen explosion during intercourse, ultimately fails, and then attempts to cover up the fact that they ejeculated at all.

Bill: Last night, I as soon as I rammed my rod, my load blew! I tried to cover it up but my sweet and sour sauce was everywhere!

Rodney: What the fuck Bill, you're such a horfleporfer!

by Squadallah November 9, 2007

Hufflewitz

Name of a Cow in World of Warcraft that chooses to stand in the back of the raid and pew pew targets w/ a bow, crossbow or gun. Usually will pull agro then feign death to get out of taking any damage. Will also feign death on a raid wipe to save a repair from accumulating.

Damn that Hufflewitz pulled agro, wiped the raid, then feign'd death to avoid his repair bill.

by Miked879 March 7, 2010

Hufflebracker

When an old person tries to act cool, new, or hip

Mom stop being such a hufflebracker!

by JapLover December 14, 2010