Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.

"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"

by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013

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zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

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- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

by NeatWolf May 29, 2014

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reflection erection

when a man is so vain or obsessed with himself that he sees himself nude in the mirror and the reflected image appears with a visible erection

Dude, bro, I'm looking so good in the mirror I've got a reflection erection.

by peg'sbonbon June 9, 2014

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nervous erection

When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically

They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.

Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.

by The Stinge2 March 17, 2017

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