facebook herb

A "herb" (stupid annoying person) in facebook form.

A pathetic attention whore looking to give constant useless updates during their everyday life (or lack of life) on the website known as facebook.

A facebook herb is also known as a person who responds, comments, and has any concern for these updates as well.

Examples of "Facebook Herb" Status Updates:

"I had work today"

"Not feeling well, show me some love"

"I'm a loser please give me attention in any form"

"Omg such drama last night at the party rofl lolz"

"Jim is coming over...I'm so excited!!!! : )"

"New pics!!! Comment and raise my self esteem!!"

by dman83xx August 1, 2009

herbie

An unfortunate episode of flatulence during the reception of a "rim-job."

"Holy mother of God, my face still smells from the herbie my boyfriend gave me last night."

by Grandmaster Jurve December 28, 2005

herbal investment

To provide weed to a lady in the hope your investment will be repayed with sexual interest.

I took her home and made a large herbal investment but she still said no.

by black flag June 19, 2004

the herb

Marijuana

Guy 1: ayyy you got dat weed
Guy: yeah we gon smoke the herb

by Da bommmm February 2, 2014

Dropped a Herbie

When you mess up and say fuck in church or in front of your grandparents, or during a school presentation. Resulting in stares and snickers from your audience and a firm wag of the finger from your superiors.

Guy: Today were going to learn about... uh fuck I forgot?

Audience: (stares in awe) Why would you say such a terrible thing?

Theacher: Think of the children, DIPSHIT!

Student: He fucked and Dropped a Herbie he's in deep shit now!

by Dick Dickerson May 8, 2007

herbie

herbies are very complex. they have diffrent peronalities.but there all what make him wonderful. he will never use any girl, or take advantage of them. when the girl is ready then hes ready, and when the time comes to have sex ...you will be amazed at how wonderful it is. youll never want any other guy ever. herbiees make an excelent boyfriend and even better husbands. there kind, loyal, trusting, smart. handsome,funny,hot and SEXYY!,. even though they dont show it. herbies are very very horny. every gril who goes out with a herbie should hold on tight and never let go because theres no other person out there in the world like him! herbies will never fail to put a smile on your face when your sad! also herbies treat there familys very well and respect there elders. they are always prompt to do what there told and they dont disobey from it. herbies are all around great wonderful sexy guys who are amazing in every way

rachel: ugg im in love with this guy named herbie! i wish i was going out with himm!
betty: i know look at him hes soo dreamy!!
Lindsey:look at his abs,his tan, his muscles!!

Morgan: yepp thats my man!:)

by wishingforsnow123 January 5, 2010

herb / herbed

to chicken out or back down, as from intimidation or fear; to display cowardice

Don't let him herb you!
You just got herbed by that nigga!

by weave March 18, 2003