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The Ex-Girlfriend Effect

When a girl makes very noticeable changes to her appearance (ex. dying or cutting her hair, wearing particularly sexy clothes) before meeting up with her ex-boyfriend - who is usually the one who left her - a short period of time after the break up to "grab a coffee" or "get her stuff back". This is supposed to have the effect of a shock for the guy, who feels like he's already missed out on a lot and like she's doing great and moving on without him. The goal is to make him ultimately regret his decision.
We were supposed to go to a cafe today to "talk about it", but I bailed because I want Sarah to dye my hair before the next time he sees me, so that the Ex-Girlfriend Effect is be complete.
by sassanova January 29, 2010
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black cat girlfriend

She’s antisocial accept around you. When she’s mad, she closes herself out and doesn’t talk. She at least owns one black cat. Super cuddly and loves to feed you. Hates to eat herself and is probably depressed. Daddy issues
My black cat girlfriend gives the best brain.
by The C0uncil October 18, 2022
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gridfire

A weapon from the Culture series of sci-fi novels by Iain M. Banks. Taps the "grid", which is a dimension of energy between hyperspace and next universe, to submerge areas in realspace into massive amounts of energy.
Gridfire: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in a 50 light-year radius.
by MISTER OWNINATOR March 4, 2007
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gilfedder

i just hit some chick over the head with a gilfedder woooo.
by sdlashf May 3, 2009
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girlfrhand

the "girlfriend" found right in the palm of a man's hand
my wife won't give me any, time to go see my girlfrhand
by AAAboy November 12, 2011
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Girlfriend elect

The status of which a female has the qualities of holding a girlfriend position, but has not yet obtained the title of the office.

A transition period between a friend and girlfriend.
My girlfriend elect, Emmah, and I are going dancing on top of Sunset Hill later tonight.
by Flynn Rider's a heart throb February 27, 2021
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girlfriend thief

An alpha male who manages to steal a girl away from their lover.
I heard that Brad just swiped Morgan from Kyle. He's such a girlfriend thief.
by Executive-X January 15, 2022
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