girtygoo

When someone has been a naughty individual and needs a right spanking.

You're going to get a right girtygoo Richard!

by underoverwillover May 22, 2017

Girth Monkey

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

by lexie116 February 6, 2008

Girty

A girty is someone who would never leave an offer when they can suck on a dick covered in curry and the same water they use to piss and shit as shower.

Girty's do love dat curry on da cock and ball

by MomPounder3000 October 5, 2020

Girthday

The day that your dick reaches maximum circumference, or girth

Ben: Hey dude when was your girthday?

Drew: Man my girthday was September 4th of 1969, the good ol' days.

by Literally_Awful February 19, 2015

girthier

Girthier it's like a fat chick but your penis

Man did you see shelly the other day.
Yeah I showed how girthier I was than Jerry.
Man did you turn left and kill the bitch.
Yep

by Suits beards and a panda September 7, 2015

Girth Brooks

A person of immense girth/wideness, usually morbidly obese, and unable to move

Check out the ass on Girth Brooks over there

by ricardo montalban November 20, 2003

Girther

noun.

A shit unimaginable in size; A terrific shit, one that stretches the boundaries of one's anus.

Ron: We better find a bathroom fuckin fast cuz I have to take a mad girther

Katie: That's disgusting...

Ron: Don't act like you don't shit bitch I know you took a girther in my bathroom last night cuz that shit wont flush right anymore. Now I have to go fuckin call a plumber and get that shit snaked out. What the fuck, honestly, Katie. Like why wouldn't you be considerate and at least fucking double flush. Like, I'm sure it was part toilet paper, but fuck. Just think next time. Think.

We should see other people...

by lil fireplace nigga July 5, 2017