pocket gerbil

A small fuzzy pocket-sized rodent that is a fierce protector from muggers/robbers/ect.. Unleash them out of your pocket on a mugger and it will jump from your pocket and bite the muggers juggular vein and will start feasting upon the muggers body. Be warned that they can bite other things too.

"hello ma'am." (guy walking down street)
"MUGGER!!!!!" (ma'am)
*pocket gerbil jumps out and bites his juggular vein and kills him instantly*

by 3X1L3D September 17, 2008

Jockey Gerbil

Massive amount of male pubic hair.

"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"

by Barntchew Boodigitty June 11, 2008

gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.

Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010

gerrit

a person that lives in their room listening to asian techno music and playing WoW (World of Warcraft)

wow i havent seen you forever you are so gerrit lately

by T-Gordon October 7, 2007

gerbilnaut

Slang reference to the Juggernaut perk in the game Call of Duty 4. The meaning implied is that the Juggernaut (perk & user) is homosexual/gay.

Player: Ahh, sh*t! I just got killed by that same faggot again!

Friend: Which one?

Player: The guy with damn Gerbilnaut!

by Mr. ASDF May 28, 2008

Gerrit

Verb: To send inappropriate mass emails out of habit.

"Dude you completely Gerritted that email!"

by Bob Melvin July 1, 2006

Gorbitron

A nickname given to top pledges at the fraternity, Sigma Alpha Epsilon Idaho Alpha Chapter

This kids an awesome pledge, we should dub him Gorbitron this fall.

by Dub Step February 24, 2011