Gerber brain

a girl who is especially naive to the ways of the world. a simpleton.

That gerber brain idiot just spilt her drink on my lap.

by P Nutty May 11, 2009

Gerbillion

It is the the whole number before one

"Dude, my teacher asked me to count to ten so i did, Gerbillion, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and she yelled me for being retarded, what the fucks her problem?"

by I was born a poor black child? April 3, 2010

Gerbel Bend

The point in your intestines that a gerbel cannot get by

The gerbel died of starvation in Ari's gerbel bend

by Clubbed April 18, 2003

gerbling

The process of inserting a gerble into a test tube and inserting the test tube into your anus to increase sexual pleasure.

Someone told me this story,
I went down to my apartment building to find it surrounded by police officers, so i went up to one and asked them what was going on, he told me that there were two men upstairs who were gerbling and one got stuck in the man's anus, so they were trying to get him to defecate it out along with the feces.

by Joe Bruce December 18, 2004

Interanal Gerbilation

The act in which a tube is shoved into a man's ass and a gerbil let loose inside. The bewildered animal will crawl through shit and eventually tickle the man's A spot, sending him into orgasm. A gerbil may later be extracted by shining a flashlight into the rectum. Note: Always wash your gerbils.

Anyone cruel enough to subject an innocent animal to interanal gerbilation
needs to be shot.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Moist Gerbil

Derived from the popular adolescent game soggy biscuit, moist gerbil is played by bored males with small pets. May lead to felching, but this is not essential

Steve: you up for a game of soggy biscuit?

Rory: nah, let's spice things up a bit, moist gerbil!

by D0min0 June 25, 2009

gerbilling

(vb) An imagined act, (obviously homophobic in origin) in which people (presumably gay men) engage in sexual thrills by inserting a live de-clawed gerbil into the anus of the other person (by the means of a tube). Urban legend asserts the frantic movement of the poor furry creature trying to escape causes sexual stimulation. Although the rumors of this practice have been around since the early 1980s, with thousands of Google references to this, not one documented case of the practice exists. Reference to "gerbilling" is nearly always done with knowledge that the tale is false; it is simply a malicious and hostile disparagement of gay people.

Out of all the internet references swearing to the veracity of gerbilling, it is telling that in almost instances, purveyors of the rumors are

>>>anonymous<<<

Anonoynmous peddling of trashy rumors meant to disparage is really chickenshit. It is about the lowest thing a person can do. (This entry is NOT ANONYNOMOUS -- if you have a problem with it, please feel free to contact me.)

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006