Geert

a fat obese blond bitch that failed in life

person: hey Geert what are you doing
Geert: trying to reach my ass

by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019

geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006

geetum

To trick some one.

To state "Gotcha!"

You: Hey man, look, its a purple cow!

Friend: Where??!?!

You: GEETUM!!!

by Bullseye November 10, 2006

geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

by The Wretched One July 21, 2008

geeetarzan

Geee....Tarzan :roll:

:shh: geeetarzan is an asswipe/cockbite

<geeetarzan>~urbandict geeetarzan
<PlatinumMjolnir>geeetarzan: No definitions for geeetarzan found.
Click here to add this word
<geeetarzan>dammit
<geeetarzan>how long must i wait

by What the fuck do you think it is :| March 23, 2005

geektasticity

being of proud geekyness

I have geektasticity

by Travis Willis April 18, 2005

geetress

a chick that will do anything for a hit of meth.

Guy 1: Man that chick is such a geetress. She will suck your dick off!

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah dude, just give her a hit of tweek, and she'll milk you dry!

by notta cop February 12, 2008