Fuzzy Caterpillar

When a girl is sucking a guy off and he blows in her mouth, but she doesnt swallor, so his dick is all sticky. He then pulls out of her mouth, rips some of her pubes out and sprinkles them on his dick. He then wiggles around like a caterpillar.
Invented by Trevor Stoltz

I was bored last night so after I got head I pulled a fuzzy caterpillar.

by Cabana Boy July 28, 2004

Fuzzy Darkness

the condition of dimming the lights that results when a man mounts on top in the 69 position and flops his ball bag over his companion's eyes.

i gave that swamp donkeyfrom last night the ol' fuzzy darkness and i think she got some stink pink eye

by kingkoot August 18, 2004

Fuzzy Naval

1.An alcoholic beverage that is a mix of orange juice and vodka.

2. A hairy belly button.

"Jesus! That's one fuzzy naval!

by jdizzlecizzle February 1, 2009

fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.

John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.

by jewface69 September 8, 2009

fuzzy Osbourne

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

fuzzy lollipop

Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.

Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.

by N Frott November 18, 2015

Fuzzy Finish

When a man ejaculates in another’s mouth and the semen spills out onto the recepiant’s beard.

The bearded male prostitute earned a bit extra by allowing his “clients” to give him a Fuzzy Finish.

by A.Winston October 1, 2018