function

1. a tag that is programmer defined within a program to be used again later in the program.
2. syn. subroutine

1. The programmer made a function to display text.

by Master Quark March 28, 2005

Functionista

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.

Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.

by Todd Zerger August 7, 2007

funching

fucking and hunching

same as having intercourse and dry sex

by anonymous May 13, 2005

To get functioned

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

by jeffbo February 17, 2010

fucling

Having sexual intercourse on a bicycle or anything with wheels and/or has a circular shape.

Dude 1#: I hear you and your gf were fucling on your brother's bike...
Dude #2: well you heard right... It was fun as hell!

Girl: wanna fucle on the Ferris wheel?
Boy: hell yes!

by xxxebola69xxx December 23, 2014

funcle

Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.

Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."

by suzytdogg October 23, 2006

funcle

A Funcle is the act of 2 men fucking the same girl while playing the classic children's test of strength game "Uncle". Hence "Fucking Uncle" or Funcle. It's best played when the woman is on all fours receiving penetration from one player and pleasuring the other orally.

My best friend and I thought with a little luck and a lot of beer we had a good shot at the Funcle with my 2nd cousin, Suzzie.

by The Lawnboy May 15, 2007