fone

The Act of Eating while Driving!!

or fonification, the act of drinking while driving

Ray is such an amazing foner!!

by William9887 February 23, 2008

fanbelt

A very annoying fucktard who hangs around myg0t and hates whoever is unpopular at the time being

<fanbelt> person X is a moron
<@person-Y> i love person X
<fanbelt> i love person X
<fanbelt> person Z is a moron

by Satan November 13, 2004

fonged

To fong something means to post it on social media and then delete it.

The usage of this word comes from the social media behavior of Gary Fong, a "rockstar" of the photography world and the creator of a line of photography products, such as the Gary Fong Puffer (a device to soften your on camera flash). He is known for weighing in on a variety of topics from the photography world to the economy. He frequently posts status updates on Facebook or posts comments on Twitter, which mysteriously disappear after a short period of time (from a few hours to a few days.)

Jody: "Did you see that status update Jane posted last night? She really slammed Dave's behavior."

Mary: "It seems to be gone now. She must have fonged it."

by phantographer October 28, 2013

fontenewt

someone who farts in the bathtub and swallows the bubbles

brian is a fontenewt so dont take a bath with him.

by njbudman81 July 20, 2009

fonejanear

((phone - ja -near))
*someone who can figure out anything about just about any phone;;

if they dont already know it it wont take them long to learn

jimmy - i got this new phone and i cant work it

johnny - take it to brandon he's a phreakin fonejanear

by <3 breanna nicole June 22, 2010

fondelation

The feeling one has when touching sensitive parts such as booty for the first time with that partner.

The jeans were a perfect fit for the goods and my hand; fondelation occurred.

by tumtrah May 7, 2016

fondest

See: Flush
A ship name, and the highest level of fond-ness of oneself.

We were all fond of his work, but his father was the fondest.
Papa fondest.

by Phagosaur September 7, 2017