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fandestbuckle
He’s the most coolest and bravest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s really good at shooter games :] Not to mention, hes’s also the HOTTEST. He stands out from everyone else and he’s an absolute legend. A lot of girls like him too!! In the end, he knows he’s mine though.
-fandestfangirl
-fandestfangirl
girl one: “fandestbuckle could pump his seed into me and I wouldn’t even complain!”
girl two: “WHAT?!?!?”
girl two: “WHAT?!?!?”
fandestbuckle by Fandestfangirl April 22, 2022
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fonest
A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
fonest by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008
Fondescent
A word to describe the "smell of ignorance", or in a case of a situation when someone is getting on your patience due to their clumsyness.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.
Person 1: What questions did I do wrong?!
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.
Fondescent by carnette February 8, 2024
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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proper lad
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