fondest 

See: Flush
A ship name, and the highest level of fond-ness of oneself.

We were all fond of his work, but his father was the fondest.
Papa fondest.

fondest by Phagosaur September 7, 2017

fandestbuckle 

He’s the most coolest and bravest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s really good at shooter games : Not to mention, hes’s also the HOTTEST. He stands out from everyone else and he’s an absolute legend. A lot of girls like him too!! In the end, he knows he’s mine though.

-fandestfangirl

girl one: “fandestbuckle could pump his seed into me and I wouldn’t even complain!”

girl two: “WHAT?!?!?”

fandestbuckle by Fandestfangirl April 22, 2022

fonest 

A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest

Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"

Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.

(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)

1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...

James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.

2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)

Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST

Mufasa: arf arf arf

Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?

Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...

fonest by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008

Fondescent 

A word to describe the "smell of ignorance", or in a case of a situation when someone is getting on your patience due to their clumsyness.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.

Person 1: What questions did I do wrong?!
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.

Fondescent by carnette February 8, 2024