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fontenewt 

someone who farts in the bathtub and swallows the bubbles
brian is a fontenewt so dont take a bath with him.
fontenewt by njbudman81 July 20, 2009
Words you can keep
when someone actually has an original thought/point to make in a chatroom.

cogent comments off the cuff and in the moment posted in the font of your choice
"if i wanted to read crap from blogs i know where to go. stop with the copypasta and come back when you have some fontent. kthxbi"
fontent by agit May 31, 2009
Loud, charismatic, bold coon-ass. They will fight you; then drink a beer with you. Easy to aggravate. Hard to manipulate. Most likely from Lafayette, Louisiana. A great friend to have.
Fontenot whipped dat boys ass; den drank a a beer with him. Dat crazy coonass.
Fontenot by AshleyThibodeaux May 8, 2020

prince fontenette 

ProKing Gaming,person who gets easily mad and is cool... well 2/5
Dude,chill. Why are you always mad, you are acting like prince Fontenette
prince fontenette by Shshaba January 20, 2017

Cody Fontenot 

The coolest sexiest man alive
i wish i were cody :(
Cody Fontenot by Roger April 1, 2005

Cody Fontenot 

One sexy man beast who will not hesitate to beat the living hell out of someone. Lives in Opelousas, Louisiana and has a weiner the size of Texas.
Wow, have you seen Cody Fontenot? He's so hot but I am afraid to talk to him because he might beat the living hell out of me!
Cody Fontenot by Cody Fontenot March 30, 2005

cody fontenot 

cody, what a cool guy :)
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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