Flabernijit

Word used to describe someone who is a worthless pile of crap. Usually used for someone who thinks they are superior to you, but in reality, they aren't. Also used to describe someone hailing from Wisconsin.

Heather-You are such a flabernijit these days!

Thomas-shut yo bitch ass up.

Heather-FLABERNIJIT!

by the jokster161 February 22, 2010

Flagent

A thingimahooha which is used to offend people in a subtle way.

Don't even get me started, you're such a Flagent!!

by Stazzomes & Riiamzz June 24, 2010

Flabel

The front part of the inside of the mouth, between the sides on the inside of the mouth and the teeth.

Mashed-potatoes always get stuck in my flabel when i eat them.

by KSMD December 8, 2010

flaberstracted

State of being beyond distracted.

Today in class, I couldn't focus to save my life. I was flaberstracted.

by Big Mac and Kir December 17, 2010

flagellaunts

The fine art of taunting by flagellants.

Little did the home crowd realize, the visiting spectator was destroying them by flagellaunts.

by ErikL November 21, 2010

Flacebo

1. Pretending to be one way on Facebook, but actually being another. 2. A fraudulent character flaw that is not real. A friend on Facebook that won't talk to you in the real world

Angeline asked me to be her friend on facebook, but she really doesnt know how to be friend I real life; shes such a FLACEBO

by daryl lick April 13, 2011

Flabergasticles

Shoes with pockets made in them

Why don't you put your pencil in those flabergasticles?

by TurtlesAndTwilight299 December 12, 2011