first piece of ass syndrome

When a guy stays with the first girlfriend hes ever had, no matter how goddamn annoying she may be, just because he's finally getting some.

-Man eric's girlfriend is irritating as hell. Why doesn't he dump her already?
-Eh its his first girlfriend. You know, first peice of ass syndrome.

by Jonks January 28, 2005

First Relationship Syndrome

First Relationship Syndrome, also known as FRS, is the condition of being chronically attracted to the first person you enter a relationship with. Being inflicted with said syndrome makes the process of getting over this person when you break up all the more difficult. Common symptoms include constant distraction, sadness, and in more extreme cases, stalking.

Eddie can't get over Holly, so he's resorted to picking out of her garbage can. That pussy, it MUST be First Relationship Syndrome.

by Christina Monterrosa December 24, 2008

First kiss

The first time you kiss some one (usually the opposite sex)

One of the best memories of your life.

Jake and holly first met in 5th grade.

They've liked eachother ever since they met.
They contiued into 7th grade 3 years later.

At the end of the year all the 7th graders at their school went on a class trip to what is basically outdoor school at the coast.

3days.

2nights.

On the last night of the trip, holly was sitting on the beach looking out into the beautiful sunset all by her self.

Jake sees her and decided to finally make his move after 3 years.

He goes & sits next to her

They started talking for a few minutes.

Then right as the sun is about to set, jake leans over and kisses holly. Praying he won't screw it up.

Lasting 7 magnificent seconds they pull away.

Both in shock.

Both of them, their first kiss.

They smile at eachother.

& get up & start walking on the beach hand in hand.

Eventually they had to get back to the camp.

Jake walked holly to her cabin and kissed he once more good night

"good night"
"night" *holly starts to blush*
*jake smiles* finally after 3 years.- jake thinks to himself

;)

by Aeseventee May 15, 2009

It's first grade, Spongebob

A phrase commonly said to someone who doesn't know, or doesn't seem to know something very basic or elementary.

"What do you mean you don't know how to roll a joint? It's first grade, Spongebob!"

by Mäynard Lankford February 14, 2012

first and fifteenth

it refers to the time when a drug dealer or hustler is likley to make most of his or her money sellin crack, considering the fact that govement checks are issued on these dates every month.

N.W.A. "Clockin much paper on the first and fifteenth"

by Bobby R September 29, 2005

cum fiesta

Usually means cum or semen in massive amounts.

Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!

by Brayne N/A July 16, 2005

Firesign Theater

Comedy group from the late 60's/early 70's who made such classic albums as "Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand me the Pliers" and "All Hail Lennon and Marx"
(with photos of John Lennon and Groucho Marx on the cover). Off-the-wall; very drug inspired and fun to listen to while doing drugs. College kids from that era still quote them to this day; i.e. "United Snakes of America", "Don't eat with your hands, use your entrenching tools." Most fun when listening with Koss headphones.

Let's get fucked up and listen to Firesign Theater in my dorm room.

by Liberte July 18, 2006