fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.

by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008

fire one off

To fire one off is to take a crap.

I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.

by OliverS May 7, 2005

fire one off the cuff

To masturbate (male)

My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.

by Absintheminded April 9, 2004

Fire one in her

To describe the act of screwing a lady.

"Guess what Dan I met your mum last night. Ended up taking her back to the supermarket toilets to fire one in her"

"No wonder she was walking funny Steve, I thought she had just been drinking again"

by Ste Crayston August 25, 2007

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 7, 2004

only fire

problem/issue

comes from Korean word for problem/complaint 불만

만 means only and 불 fire but when put together, 불만 means issue or problem. if someone has ‘only fire’ it means they have a problem

coined by seo changbin of stray kids

You got a problem with me? Do you have only fire?

by skzphi October 12, 2023

onion fried potatoes

The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.

person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!

by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008