fiber-bomb

A psyllium fiber drink, taken with gusto. Similar to Jager-bombs (Jagermeister liquor and RedBull), but with no alcohol; usually Metamucil and water.

Man, I was having terrible shits all week, so I took a fiber-bomb; the very next day I had the best dump of my life - only an insurance-wipe was required!

by KleenBreak May 11, 2010

dark fiber

Fiber-optic cables that have been laid but aren't yet in use

Anyone else concerned how Google is buying up all the dark fiber?

by Washed Heathen September 11, 2005

fiberal

A wise and witty observation relating to how today's liberal interacts in the modern world. It is the obvious mix of "fib" (as in lie / liar and deceit) and "iberal" (as in "liberal"- i.e. ignorant, unrealistic socialist who wants big government to solve all problems at the expense of liberty). An accurate portrayal of today's left wing kooks who use revisionist history, rhetoric, character assasination and a complicit media to further their own skewed agenda which flies in the face of history, reason and common sense.

"I turned on the news tonight but couldn't stand the biased trash the fiberals were dishing up, so we played Scrabble instead."

by Frank Klaune July 9, 2004

Fiber

Helps you poop when you're constipated.

"I ate the skin off a potato because it has fiber and I'm constipated"

by Awan Awfuqya June 21, 2006

Fibromyalgia

Fibromyalgia is a secret code amongst health care workers meaning "you're a worthless sack of shit, please go away."

You have Fibromyalgia. You're a worhless sack of shit. Please go away.

by Browndell June 13, 2009

Fibbles

Occurred through mis-usage of the name Fibbles. Is commonly used as a replacement for swear words. Fibbles usually asumes the ending of the word that it is replacing.

Fibble off you fibbling fibbler!

Shut the fibbles up!

by Jim The Happy Taxidermist March 31, 2004

Moral Fiber

An irritating euphemism used by Born Again Christians to suggest someone is or is not following the guidelines of their faith.

Christian 1: That man with the mustache over there is trying to marry that other man with a mustache.

Christian 2: That's because he's lacking the moral fiber to ignore his impulses and marry a woman.

by SS Monkeybusiness May 15, 2010