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False-confidence 

Having the wrong understanding of confidence to what other think is practically crazy.
Person 1 : hey, why are you acting weird?

Person 2 : Because I'm confident.

Person 1 : Um yeah okay😐, but I think you have false-confidence

False religion

1 A really ironic thing to say when describing any religion.
1 Some guy: "Thats a false religion you twat" Other guy: "You realise that all religions are probably made up so what is a false religion?"

false alert 

It's when you sit down on the toilet to defacate and just gas comes out.
Anthony ran to the toilet with the squirts from to much perks but it ended up being a false alert. "just Air"
false alert by rick enumber9 December 30, 2011

False Religions  

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."

So yeah. False Religions can be identified as fake by the design of the back.

false advertisement, the 

Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!
Humiliated, Suzy dumped Billy shortly after he gave her the false advertisement.

false promise of pudding 

when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!
yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!