Flight Stimulator

Term to describe an attractive flight attendant.

"I had a long trip from LA to Boston, but luckily there was a cute little flight stimulator to keep me company."

by Flight Dogg1 August 16, 2009

Flight risk

a person who is likely to leave the country before a trial or bail hearing.

The judge kept the man behind bars as it was believed that he was a flight risk

by Ineedfriends July 25, 2019

freight pimp

Jim Honeywell sells cheap freight!

Jim Honeywell is a freight pimp.

by fernie October 27, 2003

Frightened Pelican

When a girl hasn't yet decided whether to spit or swallow prior to climax and ends up with some sort of messy hybrid. She immediately has second thoughts about the rest of whats in her mouth and staggers wide-eyed, jaw extended, arms flapping around the room looking for someplace to spit.

Cheryl is orally talented, but doesn't exactly have a taste for the homebrew "protein shake". One night as Larry came to fruition, she got a little in her mouth. She looked like a frightened pelican as she ran around the room, arms flailing, and chin extended looking for somewhere to spit.

by StraightCashHomey October 4, 2009

Frightohoea

The situation of either before or during a frightning event that leads to a case of diarrhoea.

I was going to go bungy jumping until I got a case of frightohoea.

by Wimberley December 25, 2009

Flight Atten-dent

When a flight attendant rams into your knee, ankle, foot or any other body part with the service cart, you've suffered a flight atten-dent. Usually they are only minimally contrite because they view your presence on their flight as a necessary evil.

Man, my knee is still throbbing from that flight atten-dent I got when she was busy talking as she pushed the cart right at me.

by Lazarus727 April 2, 2011

Flightmare

An especially bad flight.

I just had a total flightmare from New York to LA. Crying babies, the whole nine yards.

by Skinnysherm June 21, 2011