escape

Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.

Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*

"Otherwise start without me."

by Punkhead June 7, 2005

Escapism

The art of escapeing

Herminio is an escapism god

by GAYWISDOMDONKEY April 3, 2019

Rape and Escape

The act of grabbing or groping a girls boobs and then running like mad before a girl realizes what happened.

Guy 1: "Man, look at those boobs, they look touch-alicious"

Guy 2: "Do the Rape and Escape, dude, she looks strong"

by moklein October 4, 2011

escapoo

The poo that escapes from a baby's nappy and gets smeared all over everything, like the baby, the baby's clothes, the car seat, the high chair, the floor, the walls, you, the dog, and so on.

Honey, can you come and help me clean up the escapoo? I think we'll have to burn these clothes and hose down the change table, me, the baby, the wall, the floor, etc.

by Brie Fromage August 6, 2007

Escape Turtle

(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."

Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."

by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017

escape the night

a mystery youtube original series by joey graceffa featuring popular influencers such as nikita dragun glozel and more in a four series spectacular with scary monsters and exiting episodes.

escape the night is amazing

by CookieMonster30 July 31, 2019

liquid escapade

Shooting hot stew from your asshole after a regretful meal.
Also known as hot spray and ass lava.

William: Ate Taco Bell today and immediately filled the toilet with hot ass lava.

Andre: Accompanied by a prolapsed rectum?

William: Yes!

Andre: Sounds like liquid escapade.

by Ofathada May 9, 2011