"Hey, did you get Jessica anything for her birthday?"
"Oh shit! It's her birthday?! I'll just sign her Facebook card, along with everyone else."
"My birthday was crappy, but at least I had my Facebook card."
"Oh shit! It's her birthday?! I'll just sign her Facebook card, along with everyone else."
"My birthday was crappy, but at least I had my Facebook card."
by yuudachi January 5, 2010
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Guy #1: "At what point last night was I talking to a girl that looks like the turtle from finding nemo on facebook?"
Guy #2: " Idk you must have had a facebook hangover."
Guy #2: " Idk you must have had a facebook hangover."
by Mike CockCherry June 20, 2011
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The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.
Dad: Where's your mom?
Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.
Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?
Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.
Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.
Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?
Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.
by skyzza November 27, 2011
Get the Facebook Multitasking mug.Posting numerous statuses and pictures on Facebook to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Mary posted 10 statuses yesterday and 100 pictures from her wedding.
Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring
Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring
by zzLGEND24zz April 9, 2013
Get the Facebook Whoring mug.A condition of thoughtlessness which occurs when you open up Facebook and forget what you are doing. It is usually temporary, and the person will eventually awake as if out of a stupor. Those who suffer from it are unable to retrieve information and instead fall into a state of oblivion. The most common symptom is mental blankness where the victim descends into a deep state of incognizance.
Danny: Dude, can you see what time the open mic is at?
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.
15 minutes later....
Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.
15 minutes later....
Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.
by MonteCristo8 August 26, 2013
Get the Facebook Amnesia mug.The transition for someone from being your real, in-person friend to just another voiceless, distant entry on your facebook feed. Can be caused by graduation, moving away, a new job, etc.
by Moggraider January 25, 2014
Get the facebook fade mug.A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."
Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
by jrabB September 6, 2011
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